Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!

The most important choices sometimes hurt the most Jaggedkit has everything he could possibly want in live, a loving family and a best friend. He dedicates himself as a powerful and strong warrior to LichenClan, rising through the ranks until earning the name Jaggedtail. Jaggedtail soon realizes that while he had a happy life, not everyone close to him did. He sees that darkness has driven its way deep into the heart of his beloved friend, Elmheart. This darkness drives Elmheart down a shadowy path and Jaggedtail is soon faced with the most difficult choice he has ever had to make.

Brookkit is born into ThunderClan in late winter, and nearly starves. Yet she manages to pull through and become one of ThunderClan's best apprentices. As tensions increase between ThunderClan and RiverClan, and signs of a group of mysterious cats are found, Brookpaw must face a number of obstacles, the worst being Willowlight, a blood-thirsty RiverClan warrior. And among all this, one big question still haunts her; who is her father? This is a Warriors fanfic. The Warriors series belongs to Erin Hunter.