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Jesus x bread X Obama X Dr Phil by ILoveToes123
Jesus x bread X Obama X Dr Phil
ILoveToes123
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  • Parts 5
Jesus frick
A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader by can-u-shutup
A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader
can-u-shutup
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  • Parts 32
when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry
bob the builder x reader by Gwerfl1
bob the builder x reader
Gwerfl1
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  • Parts 5
bobbys a sexy boi hehehhehehehehehhehehe
this ain't my first rodeo by GUCCIGOLDFISH
this ain't my first rodeo
GUCCIGOLDFISH
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  • Parts 6
dr. phil takes a wild ride
biden x trump  major smut  by siennanoir
biden x trump major smut
siennanoir
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  • Parts 21
from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love
KILLER ON SESAME STREET by simplyyyava
KILLER ON SESAME STREET
simplyyyava
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  • Parts 7
when Elmo gets angry at big bird, things get wild...
America High school Obama x Trump (smut warning 🥵🥵) by Ndhehejwkjs
America High school Obama x Trump (smut warning 🥵🥵)
Ndhehejwkjs
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  • Parts 18
🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!
trump shrek pope barron kai-lan calliou dora boots ships by sophyoboat
trump shrek pope barron kai-lan calliou dora boots ships
sophyoboat
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  • Parts 13
hot smexy also smut and mature scenes ig