help it's fcking broken

twitter crack au wherein jungkook downloads a virus and cops a feel for the it guy helping him with it

just friends; taekook

"dude, friends don't just suck eachother off in the locker room."

FEUD | taekook

their odd relationship started with taehyung blatantly insulting jungkook's tattoos and jungkook almost punching the life out of the other man. sounds romantic, doesn't it?

sleeping partners.

BOOK ii in which jungkook meets taehyung a year later and wants the sleeping arrangements back. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine nov 2016 - feb 2017

Artificial Submission ✓ tk

「The higher the rank the lower they fall」 Jungkook is a high schooler and a troubled omega, despising every alpha he comes across. Taehyung, a college boy, is supposed to take over his father's role as the head alpha of his pack. When they meet, life takes an unexpected turn. omega kook...

𝐍𝐎 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐎 ✓

↳ ⁺ ⁻᚜ ❝ kinda wanna choke you as i pound my cock hard and deep inside you, no homo tho ❞ taekook au

𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 ✓

↳ ⁺ ⁻᚜ the night club next door held a dirty secret jeongguk needed to find out. but he was left in the dark. literally top tae bttm gguk --- darkroom ˈdɑːkruːm,ˈdɑːkrʊm is a darkened room, sometimes located in a nightclub or sex club, where sexual activity can take place.

𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐲𝐬

the worst addiction is each other. j.jk x k.th

Red Revenge ✓ tk

Jungkook slammed his fists forward into the cushion Taehyung was holding out for him, the older male tutted. "How was school darling? Did you have fun?" "Fuck off, you know I don't like you talking to me like that". The boy glared at his older boyfriend. "Makes me feel like a child". "You seem quite worked up little o...

𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 ✓

↳ ⁺ ⁻᚜ ❝ the only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. ❞ or jeongguk receives dirty pick up lines everyday taekook au 1# pickuplines 09/19/20 -- taegguk; I got inspired by @ggukfinitae and I ask her permission to do something similar! ✍︎︎VIAGGUK

dear gods - taekook

jeon jeongguk finds out he's a demigod after he's attacked by Batman gone wild started; february seventh, 2017

Behind My Back ✓ tk

A dorm mate swap changed the course of both boys' lives. Jeongguk was hated by his friends while Taehyung was hated by all his exes. »»-----COLLEGE AU-----«« »»-----SWITCH TAEKOOK-----«« »»-----PRETTY CLICHE WITH PRETTY BOYS-----«« ✰ cover made by @tzuwinkle ✰

Next Door || taekook

❝He could step on my face and I'd thank him ❞ ❝Taehyung, Your window is open! ❞ Or in which Jungkook is Taehyung's new neighbour and Taehyung just happens to have a thing for muscles. -Updates every second day- Social media au¡ Started: 06/24/20 Finished: 11/24/20

PETIT | taekook ✓

[COMPLETED] ❝are you a girl?❞ ❝jerk.❞ their story began when jungkook mistook taehyung for a girl on their first meeting.

HARDER | TAEKOOK

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑|𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊 ↢---↣ "A-ah, Taehyung harder" Wait, what? Did he just moan because I choked him? ↢---↣ In which a series of events leads two highschool acquaintances into a friends with benefits relationship. The only problem is that one claims to be straight while the other begins to fall head over heals...

DRIVE 》 Taekook/ Vkook [ON HOLD]

"Looking at this rear view, I can see how dejected you really are through your swollen eyes." "What? Hm.. how?" "Because my eyes look like that too," the other lightly laughs before sighing. "Oh." ••• As a consequence, Jungkook is forced to get a job. So, he decides to be an uber driver. He's not very good at his new...

smoked | taekook

𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐞 一 there's a little bit of devil in his angel eyes. a stealthy criminal meets a pretty rich boy. ﹏ 𝐭𝐨𝐩!𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦!𝐭𝐚𝐞 book 2: burned book 3: broken [completed]

wrong number ➳ vkook

"In which two males started chatting without knowing they are in the same hospital" ˚₊· taekook epistolary ˚₊· ➳ bangtanvelvet ➳ gfriendbangtan ➳ taekook × w a r n i n g × - this has a smut in the end if you're very sensitive with things like that please don't read it Date started: 010718 Date ended: 020118 I...

wee woo

"i'm a siren." "you're the thing on my car that flashes blue and red?" "no, jeongguk," taehyung sighs, "i don't go wee woo."

sleeping arrangements.

BOOK i in which taehyung can't sleep and strikes a deal to sleep with his classmate after catching him looking at porn in maths class. ©SHARMILA / nectaerine sept 2016 - nov 2016

The Buddy Program

After getting diagnosed with a rare, terminal illness and being forced right out of his perfectly normal life, Jeon Jeongguk lost all his faith in living. Just six more months and he'll be dead. Gone. Forgotten. However, when a new hospital friendship program pairs him with the eccentric and lovable Kim Taehyung, he's...

TRUSFRATED | VKOOK ✓

[COMPLETED] "Mine! Fucking Mine!" snarled Tae. Love has never been simple but Jungkook didn't know it could be this Trusfrating! You guys know what it contains right? So yeah I'm not gonna give any warnings. Top Tae? Nah Top Kook? Nah Switch? Yee-haw 🤠

Him

❝i want him and only him❞ where model kim taehyung realizes he needs jeon jeongguk more than he thought after viewing his current relationship on instagram. an instagram vkook fanfic. REACHED 50k | 061118 REACHED 1M | 011318 HIGHEST RANK #35

Thrill Ride 》 Taekook/Vkook ✔

"Things didn't make sense in the first place and it still doesn't make sense. All we know now is that he is a suspect for your attempted murder, but he's also a victim of someone else." C O M P L E T E D ✔ ▪ ▪ ▪ Taekook AU in which poor third wheeler taehyung gets ditched in an amusement park by his friends yoongi and...

Dark Waters ✓ tk

Seven strangers meet each other, every one of them helpful in their own special way as they battle against forces of evil when the world tumbles into destruction. In the midst of it all werewolf Jungkook & merman Taehyung meet each other in a doomed world. 「In a world where hope is nowhere to be found, a tale of sev...

Ambulance 》 Taekook/Vkook ✔

Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung is a paramedic, new to his job. He's not used to it quite yet, hitting Jeon Jungkook with an ambulance just proves it. Little did he know, the person he just hit was no other than "koo-koo", his close mutual on twitter who he has never seen before. C O M P L E T E D ✔ • Side yoonmin ~...

Sinners Never Sleep ✓ tk

Mafia boss Jeon Jungkook is on the run and ends up hiding at a Christian camp where religious Taehyung is praying for a better life. "God won't be able to help you here. You walked right into the devil's den." jjk ⤊ kth ⤋ ✰ cover made by @tzuwinkle ✰

Love Maze || кσσкν

In which Taehyung messes up his whole summer camp experience for one night of fun. Then again, biggest player Jeon Jungkook didn't mind toying with Taehyung. Break Taehyung's heart.. yes, that sounded like a great plan to Jungkook. Being that Taehyung's sister did him wrong, he figured why not get back at her with her...

Vkook | Text Me

J: thank lord I didn't do crazy shit T: you could've sent dick pics J: what T: what When Taehyung texts a number which was hidden inside his desk (Very short chapters) ©︎all rights and plot to @taetaeholic

road trip.

"you know, this actually quite fun. it's like we're on a road trip." "yeah, a road trip with an $8.4m worth guy who i kidnapped and held at gun point, and with whom im currently trying to run away with from the damn police and fbi." he mutters sarcastically, "mhm, exactly my type of fun." ©SHARMILA / nectaerine febr...