[w.s] oneshots (schlattbur)

stupid drabbles written at incredibly late hours and rarely beta-read. rqs are open and welcome. i don't actually ship schlattbur don't send me death threats or whatever

Schilbur Oneshots

Please read the disclaimer chapter before commenting anything. Please. Includes fluff, angst and MAYBE some suggestive material so like.. if u don't like that I'm sorry but just don't read it Requests are welcome I am aware of the irl shipping discourse going on right now and if anyone involved in this book has a prob...

hold my hand [w.s]

[DISCONTINUED] A collection of schlttbr one shots. Writing in the first two chapters are of a different style to the rest of the oneshots. I don't write these anymore.

𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 [Wilbur x Schlatt]

if i ever write anymore, it's gonna be on ao3. the writing in this absolutely sucks so have fun reading i guess, i know you are here for the smut

Schlatt x Wilbur - Oneshots

(Schlattbur) You ask and you shall receive. I will do smut if you'd like ///work in progress///

JSchlatt x Wilbur (+ Sleepy Bois Fam)

Another Schlattbur, but this time High School AU, where Phil is a dad of three and one adopted child. Hope You enjoy.~ ;) (Pictures don't belong to me)

♠︎ marlboro nights ♠︎ (w.s)

--- the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body. the words appear on your 20th birthday. johnathan "j" schlatt is a tired, sarcastic, broke, coffee-addicted second year business major with a habit of chewing pens and smoking cigarettes. he doesn't want a soulmate, so he keeps quiet. w...

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐓𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 ( wilbur x schlatt )

wilbur finds himself in a snowstorm. the only way he can hide is in a church

The Best Challenge Yet [discontinued]

haha depressed gay brain go brrrrr (tw: sh, sewer slide, descriptions of blood & fainting, implied trauma) or two idiots take forever to become minecraft boyfriends #1 in poke #3 in smplive #4 in jschlatt #16 in callmecarson somehow wtf #23 in wilbursoot

wilbur x jschlatt

just some random stuff i wrote

pretty eyes pretty lies | s&w / schlattbur

"why'd you lie?" "you have pretty eyes." "not an answer"

Lavender Hospitals | Schlattbur

Schlatt is a software engineer who had a close relationship with his uncle before he passed away from cancer. He'd had bad experiences with hospitals in the past, so he ran away soon after his uncle's death was announced. Cold, alone, and despaired beyond all else, Schlatt is surprised to hear a mysterious boy singing...

𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙗𝙪𝙧

Schlatt and Wilbur have been friends since they were 5 but 10 years later Schlatt had to move away and before then Wilbur did something that Schlatt would never forget

You're safe with me | Schlattbur/Schlatt x Wilbur | smplive

In the century of massive technological advancements, VR has become so immersive you can feel physical pain from taking damage. In multiplayer worlds, some people like to take advantage of that. But Wilbur likes to take the safe route. He works at a bakery in the town of his favorite medieval based game to level up. I...

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔. | 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐛𝐮𝐫 ♥

"You should take your helmet off more." Wilbur noted to no one in particular, eyes downcast onto the focused man, nearly snorting at the ram horns poking up from the top of his helmet. He was sure he could smell Schlatt's sinister grin at that point, just as sure he could hear him purr too, "What, you wanna' kiss me t...

bloodshot || schlattbur

"would you look at that.. they say stray eyelashes bring good luck, have you ever heard of that?" jebediah questioned the bartender, holding up the object in between himself and the confused worker. "i'm not sure i have.. but you do you, man." the worker didn't seem too interested, but the other had a sheepish smile o...

Just Bros.. Yeah?

[ UPDATE 05/5/21 Yea.. sorry this isn't getting finished.. ] [ UPDATE 09/29/19 WERE BACK BABY! ] [ UPDATE 09/17/19 DISCONTINUED ] - '"Just bros.. yeah?" Wilbur says turning to Schlatt. "We're just bros. Just bros being bros.. just bros... yeah." Schlatt confirms, stuttering every two seconds, unsure of his own state...

𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚖 (𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚋𝚞𝚛) (𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚂𝙼𝙿)

Jonathan Schlatt, formally known as Schlatt, had been emperor of L'manberg, up until his fatal heart attack on November 13, 2020. On that day, L'manberg also lost Wilbur Soot, who had exploded a fair portion of the beautiful city. Cut to a couple years later, and Wilbur is now known as Ghostbur, a lonely spirit who...

Honey For your Wounds||rewritten

cover was made by @Dark-Shady it is so cool and epic isn't it? yes it is thank you for letting me use this :') I'm rewriting this because the original was just awful. this is a WilburSoot x Jschlatt fanfiction. don't read it if you don't want to. please keep in mind that I do not ship anyone in this book in real life...

I'm in Love with an Emo Boy (Schlattbur)

jschlatt is a young, moderately attractive guy who just moved to the uk on a student visa and is attending cambridge university. he was prepared for his new life in england and all the changes it would bring. aside from one... the thing schlatt expected least was to fall in love with an english boy.

Institute | Schlattbur + SMPlive

Jschlatt was a murderous psychopath but Wilbur Soot didn't believe it for a second.

Schlattbur Oneshots

SCHLATTBUR ONESHOTS EXCEPT WE USED https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/story-ideas/ TO GIVE US PROMPTS SINCE WE ARE UNORIGINAL WARNING - this WILL contain: - Shipping - NSFW references - What - Eating Teenagers.

Days like these- Jschlatt X Wilbur

A highschool au where all of lunch club go to school together, then one day carson adds a new person onto their group chat. His name is wilbur soot. I do not ship the two in real life, i am only using their online personalities as characters in this book and if anyone has any problem with that please tell me and i can...

𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨 (jschlatt x wilbur soot)

schlatt and wilbur have been together for two years despite wilbur's constant toxic tendencies. schlatt eventually got tired and left. half a year later, schlatt was offered a high paying job and due to his poor state of living, he was forced to accept it. soon he discovered that wilbur was his mentor. ! ʟᴏᴡᴇʀᴄᴀꜱᴇ ɪɴ...

insomnia • jschlatt & wilbur soot

struggling to sleep, yet never wanting to wake up.

Cold and Warmth | Jschlatt x Wilbur

•College AU• Jschlatt got a scholar ship to an elite school, but it's in England. He absolutely hates it there, the accents, the crowds, the people. That is until a certain boy shows up, attempting to befriend the cold and distant Jschlatt. Updates may not be regular! If any of the two are uncomfortable with this, thi...

𝐍𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐒

𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲, 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹

Family/// family sleepy bois inc Au

This is an Au where the sleepy bois inc are hybrids. Includes ships. If you don't like it, then leave. P.s: their in school.

let's go somewhere nobody knows our names (wilburxschlatt) discontinued

schlatt wants to know his soul mate. wilbur too discontinued sorry

Minecraft but every 5 minutes the sea level rises [discontinued]

what if ❓🤔 we 👬😘 kissed 💋 at the height limit 🤔 by the 🌎 world🌏 border 😯 as the water 🌊 rose (and we were both boys 🙈👬)? discontinued as of 2021