A Thanksgiving gift for you all during this hiatus. Please spam me with comments. I love reading your comments.I was watching deadpool while writing this
au : mafia _________________________
mini chapter summary : yongguk captures bon hwa.
ship : ot8
warnings : crude humor, mature content, strong use of swear words, gore, violence
Rated : M ____________________________________________
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"For the last time, you stupid ingrate. I did not order the pizza!"
Bon hwa yelled at the teenage delivery boy who knocked on his door around 2:30 in the afternoon.
The boy just rolled his eyes, not really in any type of mood to fake being nice. "Look, then someone must have ordered this from your house. It has your address on it."
"I understand that, but I did not physically order this-"
"I did, actually!"
A very deep voice called out from behind him. The two turned to see a tall man, slicked back hair, nice black suite, walk out of his bed room.
Bon Hwa looked at him as if he had 5 heads as he walked towards them. "Who the fuck-"
Before he could finish his sentence, he pulled out a silver gun and stuck it under his chin.
The delivery boy nearly crapped his pants at the sight of a loaded gun out.
The man looked at the boy with a smile on his face. "Two large pepperoni, right? How much do I owe you?"
"T-Twenty, ninety five." He said shaking in his stance.
All Bon Hwa could focus on is the gun stuck under his chin. The man took out a 50 bill out and gave it to him.
"Keep the change, kid." He said, turning his gaze to the rapist.
"My name is Bang Yongguk. Sorry, I would've made a bigger entrance but I never anticipated on you jerking off to teletubbies for an hour."
Momentarily forgetting the dangerous situation, the delivery boy let out a small chuckle. "You masturbate to teletubbies?"
