80s Imagines

Chris Chambers • Stand by Me (Rant/Bad Imagine)

My name's Fatima and I just moved to Castle Rocky because my parents just got divorced and now I'm living with my father. Oh btw he's abusive, like every dad in the fanfic world

Castle rocky is pretty bland, I decide as I get up on my first day in this place. I put on my white tshirt, edgy blue jeans, black converse, braid my hair to the side, and finish it with a baseball hat Cause I'm a tomboy, there are no such things as girly girls in the fanfic world either, because guys only like tomboys

I go downstairs and see my dad is passed out on the couch drunk, but he wakes up when I come down and yells at me for not making breakfast. I decide I've had enough and run out of the house, bawling my eyes out because my life isn't fair and I need people to pity me for character development

I run into a blonde tall guy and he's all like "wow your hot," and he gets closer so I kick him in the balls and then take his arm and toss him over my head and onto the sidewalk. I told you, I'm a tomboy, I'm strong like that. I use my mad skills to swing him around and send him into space

"Wow," someone else says "that was impressive"

This kid looks nicer and wears a white shirt. "Thanks, I'm Fatima and my dad abuses me"

"Gee I'm sorry, my dad abuses me too."

"Wow, we are like the same person," I say. I like this kid. He's cute

"Wanna come look for a dead body with my pals and I?"

"Sure!" I won't pass up an opportunity  for friends, especially one as cute as this

He takes me to a treehouse where I meet a kid with glasses, a skinny kid, and a chubby kid

Before we go, Chris hangs back with me. "Look I really like you."

"I like you too. Plus we are both abused so it's fate we're meant to be"

We start kissing each other down our throats and then fuck, but then Vern comes in and screams and passes out

"Hey guys the kid won't even be dead anymore if-" teddy walks in and grins "wow a hoe down without me? Yippee kiyayayayayayayyaay!" He starts doing the Cotten eye joe and pulling off his pants but I stop him

We carry Vern to the train tracks and Chris is strong and drags him along with us

Gordie says I look like him and it turns out we're related, im his long lost unknown twin sister because we look alike, so obviously. I'm also Ace's sister too, btw

So after a long journey we find a dead body but ace comes down from the sky and grabs me and says he will kill me unless he gets the body. Chris fights to the death for me and wins, so I decide to fuck him again

I decide to fuck Vern while I'm at it because no one ever does

"Heck, let's just have a fucking party!" I yell, grabbing Gordie and Teddy and ripping off their clothes

My grandma comes back from the dead and wacks me with her cane for fucking twice in one day when I'm only 12 but I call her an old hag and get on with my life because I'm a women and have rights and everyone fucks in fanfic because age is only a number honey

I have an orgasm and flood Castle Rocky so everyone dies

Am I high

Send help please