(1) Alisa's Mom Has Got It Going On

My life ended the second my mother started another one of her many failed relationships. My mom is what many would call a home wrecker, because of her immoral habit of dating married men. But then they'd see the light and break her heart, and we would have to flee to another state. So that was just what we did... over and over again. Now we were moving all the way across the country to California, running from yet another one of her mistakes. But this time was different. Our new neighbors, the Campells had ten kids: five boys and five girls. And if that wasn't interesting enough, one of them just so happened to be Satan's Spawn. His name was Connor, an arrogant jerk and player, and he made it his life's mission to humiliate me on my first day of school. Then again, he had no idea of who he's dealing with...