summary + author's note + playlist

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞

❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞

❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞

(alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens)

written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx