The missing boot (P)

mini stories of an alcoholic cat and a porn spider yayayayayayayyyyyyyy
i'm a bit nervous to post these because most of my books are shit on purpose and i'm worried this will be shit by accident but WE HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT ISN'T
there will hopefully be a mix of romantic and platonic oneshots so the title will either say (P) or (R) to indicate which it is :)
i'm very british so that may influence some things idk i'm just tryna think of an excuse for my rlly bad writing
as with all of my shitty little books, a warning - I UPDATE INCONSISTENTLY AND IM SORRY
im so bad at writing :'D
YAY SILLY SHIP WOOHOOOOOOOO