1. The Airport Kerfuffle

The world is slowly ticking towards doomsday and the UN feels near helpless...
How does one eliminate world tension, stay neutral and keep everyone happy simultaneously? Is it even possible?
The world needs some serious team bonding, and quickly too... And what better way than taking the Permanent Five on a mystery holiday?
Alongside the EU, NATO and Germany and minus France, the UN's most important nations embark on a mystery holiday, something that all of them would have rejected if not for the pay bonus they were offered. They're tired, stubborn and grumpy and stuck on a plane and in a hotel together for a non-specified amount of time.
Wow.
Perfect.
Well done, UN.
Let's watch the carnage, shall we dear reader?