1: That's Odd

Abaddon Meir is a mess.

Suicidal, entirely bonkers, and a tad bit horny, Abby just wants an epic death when he learns he's part of the annual trials for the chance to be the kings right hand man.

That is, until his uncle-- the kings champion-- brings him to court as his apprentice, and he officially meets the prince, Geon.

And no amount of dirty magazines can stop Abby from wanting the prince all to himself.