NOT A JOKE!!!

For many years you, the reader, have always been inventing new technology in your own world. Recently, your rival, Steve cobs has been working harder than ever. He released his watch that calls (which is a stupid idea) and can also bend and was selling like crazy! You wanted to work harder and release something that would counter his selling watch. Little did you know that this technology would bring you both close...

maybe even.... closer?

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NOT A /J THIS IS REAL HAHA