01: "Bruce, there's some girl in the house!"

Percy fits the bill for Gotham's very favorite family for the heroic with miserably mysterious pasts.

Getting placed in the custody of the Crown Prince of Gotham closes a door and opens another. Add half a dozen "roommates" to the mix and chaos ensues. Hyperactive teens, emotionally stunted father figures, and a high-tide for crime feels a little more familiar than Percy thought it would have.

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This fic is ongoing with irregular updates: read at your own risk.