The Dinner Bells

Mort doesn't like useless things. Not the potpourri, not the dried flowers in the decorative nooks, not the rusty wind chimes that hang in the attic window. But some of these things aren't as useless as they seem...

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Cover pic of wind chimes taken shamelessly without permission from Gregory Maxwell at Wikimedia commons: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Windchimes.jpg