Drapple

Here is my satirical attempt at a "Drapple" fan fiction. I wrote this a long time ago, when I was 13 or 14, and I am crossing my fingers that none of my classmates/future employers will find this. I have occasionally gone back and corrected grammar/punctuation errors, but the content of this "story" remains the same as I wrote it 3-4 years ago. Despite the bizarreness of the story, I have decided to leave it on the internet for your entertainment. You're welcome.

Also, before you read this, please know that this is meant to be 100% satirical and I do not condone entering romantic relationships with fruit/vampires.