Synopsis + Author's Note

A series of phone calls between two individuals, in which one of them is mistakenly calls the other.

This is a dialogue story.

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"Wha- Who is this?"

"Your worst nightmare? Though you would probably be my worst nightmare. Who buys a cheese slicer from Ikea? Or a cheese slicer at all? Cheese is disgusting."

"För Guds kär-- English boys, always the hilarious jokers."